I Make Recipes That Are Phallic And Pretty

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Good sex and good food aren’t just things that make life; they’re the things that make it worth living. To celebrate the two best things in life, I decided to create a penis-shaped cooking blog called Peen Cuisine.

I truly believe the world would be a better place if everyone felt a little more, well, satisfied. Peen Cuisine is the cooking blog that’s on a mission to share recipes that whet the appetite (among other things). With new erotica-infused recipes published weekly, the goal is to help readers make love and make food.

More info: peencuisine.com

#1 Cockprese Salad

Cockprese Salad

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Andrew Gibb 2 months ago

brings new meaning to the word ‘dickcheese’

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#3 Miso Corny

Miso Corny

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UniversalMel 2 months ago

“Me so corny”… This made me laugh

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#5 Blueberry Creamed Puffs

Blueberry Creamed Puffs

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Briana Delaney 2 months ago

Do these have a hole in he right place, so if you squeeze…?

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#7 Pear & Gorgonzola Peenza

Pear & Gorgonzola Peenza

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earringnut 2 months ago


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